What Does FEMA Really Stand For?

Fatal Episode Most Astonishing

Fake Experts in Mississippi Apocalypse

Federal Enemies of Mulattos in Agony

Fail to Evacuate Missing in Action

Forget Ebony Men Afloat

Frustration, Entropy, Mudslinging, Apathy

For Every Mistake an Affliction

Feces, Excrement, Mud, Anger

Fuck-ups, Errors, Mistakes, Atrocities

Flawed Effort, Moronic Apologies

Funerals End Marginal Attempt

Flow Ebbs, Many Alibis

Funny Experience for Many Arabs

Fear-mongering Evangelists May Appear

Fiscal Epitome of Mismanaged Assistance

Futile Exercise in Making Appointments

Fire Every Manager and Asshole

Fraudulent Election, Mass Appeal

Final Epitaph of Malignant Administration

Rich Herschlag is the author of a new book, Before the Glory: 20 Baseball Heroes Talk About Growing Up and Turning Hard Times Into Home Runs (HCI, 2007). His other books include Lay Low and Don't Make the Big Mistake (Simon & Schuster, 1997) and Women Are From Manhattan, Men Are From Brooklyn (Black Maverick, 2002). Also an engineer, he runs a consulting business, Turnkey Structural, that specializes in the rehabilitation of residential and commercial buildings. Also a radio commentator, he can be visited at RichsRant.com.

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