What Does FEMA Really Stand For?
BY RICH HERSCHLAG
09.15.2005 | ENVIRONMENT
Fatal Episode Most Astonishing
Fake Experts in Mississippi Apocalypse
Federal Enemies of Mulattos in Agony
Fail to Evacuate Missing in Action
Forget Ebony Men Afloat
Frustration, Entropy, Mudslinging, Apathy
For Every Mistake an Affliction
Feces, Excrement, Mud, Anger
Fuck-ups, Errors, Mistakes, Atrocities
Flawed Effort, Moronic Apologies
Funerals End Marginal Attempt
Flow Ebbs, Many Alibis
Funny Experience for Many Arabs
Fear-mongering Evangelists May Appear
Fiscal Epitome of Mismanaged Assistance
Futile Exercise in Making Appointments
Fire Every Manager and Asshole
Fraudulent Election, Mass Appeal
Final Epitaph of Malignant Administration
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| Rich Herschlag is the author of a new book, Before the Glory: 20 Baseball Heroes Talk About Growing Up and Turning Hard Times Into Home Runs (HCI, 2007). His other books include Lay Low and Don't Make the Big Mistake (Simon & Schuster, 1997) and Women Are From Manhattan, Men Are From Brooklyn (Black Maverick, 2002).
Also an engineer, he runs a consulting business, Turnkey Structural, that specializes in the rehabilitation of residential and commercial buildings. Also a radio commentator, he can be visited at RichsRant.com. |
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